6:02 My apologies Ron, mocking sportscasters obvious statements is the lowest form of sports comedy. Keith, the 'stache is lookin' fly.
6:07 Ike is playing with valley fever, Wright is out with sore ribs. Does this make sense? Do we need to be risking anyone for a Spring Training game?
6:11 Bryce Harper is in, this should be fun to watch.
6:11 First pitch of the Mets season is a strike! Dillon Gee's beard is ridiculous!
6:18 John Lannan is pitching, classic fantasy baseball spot starter material.
6:19 Gary Cohen: Andres Torres was a folk hero in San Francisco…like Paul Bunyan?
The first run of the year has been scored at 6:22 Murph bats in Torres!!
6:27 Rick Ankiel knocks the first homer off the Mets for the season. Gee's no no bid ends in the second inning.
6: 29 Bryce Harper begins his year by singling off Gee, fuck you Bryce.
6:33 Bases loaded, the wheels are coming off already and it's March 5th, cancel the season…
6:34 No wait, we got out of it, the season can continue.